Posted on 08/20/2010 8:29:28 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
It first i thought Rush said build a bear.
I love Build-A-Bear!
“Sounds fruity”
It has Obama’s name written all over it.
You must like picking out the clothes.
Do you gals actually like that stuff?
What do you do with that stuff? do you decorate the bed with them or do they end up in the closet like POTUS?
Why is the first time we have ever heard this?
Saul Alinsky connects the dots...
I’m not a gal..... Fudd is a chick.
I don’t have any Beatles records, but I seem to remeber the Apple from the ‘Uncle Albert’ 45rpm
LMAO at the last part!
LOL. I need to build one for my niece’s new baby.
WLS just said Rahm might have to testify in the next blago trail!
I always thought it looked like a giant fly looking straight at me.
Or pushing the button with your foot.
And winding up in Chicago, with Rev Wright has a long way to go telling about having good judgement
Is he smoking a cigarette? I thot he
quit....
My mistake LoL
I’m sorry.
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