[detritus]

"We have too many cellphones. We've got too many Internets. We have got to get rid of those machines. We have too many machines now."

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

[Red Badger]

We have too many liberals and dumb masses..............

[Vaquero]

Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.

if that is true, then answer me this....

do you wear an onion in your belt?

did a raccoon steal your lambchop?

did your lamp run away??

when you were a pup were you spanked by Presidents till the cows came home? and did Grover Cleveland spank you on two non-consecutive occasions??

Enquiring minds...need to know.