OK, so the Queen gets VIP treatment, but why not schedule the visit outside of normal working hours?
Michelle the Moocher
with apologies to Cab Calloway
folk’s here’s the story ‘bout Michelle the Moocher
she was a red hot hoochie coocher
she was the roughest, toughest frail
but Michelle had a butt as big as a whale
(hidey-hi’s!)
she messed around with a bloke named Barakey
she loved him, though he was coke-y
he took her down to Chinatown
and he showed her how to kick the GOP around
(hidey-hi’s!)
she had a dream about the King of Spain
he gave her things that she was needin’
gave her a home built of gold and steel
a diamond car, with the platinum wheels
(fast hidey-hi’s!)
he gave her a townhouse and his racing horses
each meal she ate was a dozen courses
she had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes
she sat around and counted them a million times
(hidey-hi’s, one mo’ ‘gain!)
poor min, poor min, poor min!