a. They dont have it.
b. They cant find it.
c. They have no idea what you are talking about.
d. That aisle is closed because they are restocking.
That's why I go to Menard's
a. They have it
b. They can get it if it's not there right now
c. They know what it is when you ask
d. Even when restocking aisles, you can get through, and if not, they will get it for you.
Flyover country to rest of world: no Menard’s here, but we do have a Lowe’s 20 minutes away.
f. Business cards and other trash that parking lot turds put on my windshield while I am inside the beast.