I was an Admiral-General in the military, in charge of a bunch of Special SEAL Forces, combined Army/Navy troops.
We wore our uniforms backward so when the enemy saw us, they would think we were retreating. It was also easier to walk with your flippers on backward.
Our unit was so secret, no one has ever heard of it.
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“I was an Admiral-General in the military...”
I am also a great war hero! I single handedly killed 400,000 enemies with just one hand grenade and saved the lives of 398,00 of my fellow soldiers!