[FreeStateYank]

We got lots of “This is one of Obamaglory’s Wonderful Stim-U-Projects” signs. And you are to chant, 'Hmmmm, hmmmmm, hmmmmm, Barack Hussein Obama' every time you drive by. Once a year, on the day he 'officially' celebrates his birthday, you may leave suitable offerings at the sign and make a little Obama shrine./s

[aruanan]

you may leave suitable offerings at the sign and make a little Obama shrine

I think it's probably illegal to leave large quantities of crap in public. We could probably get the dog to take a leak on it, though: "Fido salutes thee!"