"I'm in my Oil Spill-Appropriate Dress."
Lady in background: "Honey, it looks like you wiped your oily fingers all over that dang thing!"
I do enjoy that site. I love it when someone makes a mild criticism of Michelle (e.g. “she’s wearing that belt too high” or “those horizontal stripes aren’t flattering”) and the rest of the posters accuse the critic of being a racist hatemonger. FR’s Michelle fashion discussions would make that bunch have a collective stroke.