Q: Why did Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there were twenty of them.
Just don’t let your children go there. The reason should be obvious.
NEVER!!!
The jokes just write themselves...starting with the NAACP.
I can’t believe the locals are going to go for this. That’s a fairly secluded and quiet area of California, that plays home to cattle ranchers, vintners and billionaire hide-a-ways. It’s unlikely that they would be pleased with attempts at bringing a carnival-like state park to their neighborhood.
Shouldn’t this be treated as a message? “Hello, NAACP! Great work overturning the racist laws of the past. Those laws have been repealed and are enforced. You are finished. Thank you. Turn off the lights and go home.”
I read the title and was absolutely convinced this was satire. Please tell me this is satire.
Edifice to an Orifice?
Transcript of Bashir interview. Video of it also.
Excerpt:
Jackson: "When you say bed, you're thinking sexual, they make that sexual, it's not sexual." "We're going to sleep, I tuck them in and I put a little like, er, music on and when it's story time I read a book." "We go to sleep with the fireplace on. I give them hot milk, you know, we have cookies, it's very charming, it's very sweet, it's what the whole world should do."
[snip]
Bashir: "Did you ever sleep in the bed with them?"
Jackson: "No. But I have slept in a bed with many children. "I slept in a bed with all of them when Macauley Culkin was little: Kieran Culkin would sleep on this side, Macauley Culkin was on this side, his sisters in there...we all would just jam in the bed, you know. "We would wake up like dawn and go in the hot air balloon, you know, we had the footage. I have all that footage."
Bashir: "But is that right Michael?"
Jackson: "It's very right. It's very loving, that's what the world needs now, more love more heart."
Bashir: "The world needs a man who's 44 who's sleeping in a bed with children?"
Jackson: "No, you're making it - no, no you're making it all wrong ..."
Bashir: "Well, tell me, help me ..."
Jackson: "Because what's wrong with sharing a love? You don't sleep with your kids? Or some other kid who needs love who didn't have a good childhood?"
Bashir: "No, no I don't. I would never dream ..."
Jackson: "That's because you've never been where I've been mentally ..."
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Jackson: "When you say bed, you're thinking sexual, they make that sexual, it's not sexual."
And, this is a surprise to whom??
Q. Now that we have a black president, why does the NAACP still vote on racist questions?
A. Because when it does other things, it is are stupid stuff like buying a child molester’s old amusement park.
That wasn't really meant to be a joke.
They want a park. But it and run it. You got billions......stop asking the taxpayer to pick up your tab.
I guess liking only little white boys wasn’t a dealbreaker?
So the NAACP is ok with child molesters but not with people who disagree with 0bama. Nice.
Fine.. a sham organization, perched atop the heap of BS left by a sham of a sham idiot!
It could be called "Pedophile World - Where Black Men Can Bleach Into White Women...."
It could be called "Pedophile World - Where Black Men Can Bleach Into White Women...."
The NAACP could team up with the Roman Polanski Rape World group - two theme parks for one price...
It could be called "Pedophile World - Where Black Men Can Bleach Into White Women...."
The NAACP could team up with the Roman Polanski Rape World group - two theme parks for one price...
And Better Yet: Demonstrations by the new Black Panthers and the old White Citizens Council doing joint demonstrations on how to intimidate voters.
World history? Only an idiot libtard would classify Michael Jackson, celeb turned child molester turned drug addict who killed himself with pills, as "world history".
Get over it...the man was a mis-wired creep and should not be idolized. Remember/celebrate the music (if you liked it), but move on.