It's obvious that you prefer some country club elitist. Indeed, some of the GOP's big winners in presidential campaigns have come from the country club set--Wendell Willkie, Thomas Dewey, and Nelson Rockefeller come to mind.
Oh absolutely not. The last thing we need on a presidential ticket is someone who's educated and successful. Membership in a country club is a fantastic barometer. If you can afford the membership you're obviously too successful for politics. What we need instead is someone who's been successful solely on the basis of her celebrity with it's subsequent book deals and speaking engagements.
There you go, everything you wanted to hear in a one paragraph. You're welcome.