Oh absolutely not. The last thing we need on a presidential ticket is someone who's educated and successful. Membership in a country club is a fantastic barometer. If you can afford the membership you're obviously too successful for politics. What we need instead is someone who's been successful solely on the basis of her celebrity with it's subsequent book deals and speaking engagements.
There you go, everything you wanted to hear in a one paragraph. You're welcome.
Indeed. I recall a politician who was successful solely on the basis of his celebrity, speaking engagements, and book deals--his name was Ronald Reagan.