I cannot stand being the Hated Cracker Honkey scumbag, the White Devil any more. Can I please be black now? The POTUS and the FLOTUS have convinced me that I, by virtue of the color of my skin, am completely without any merit whatsoever, and that I am to be driven before them in shame, and in exile.
LMAO!
Trust me, you don't want to be black. Black conservatives (like me) get even more grief from black folks than white conservatives do. I wouldn't make it alive out of an NAACP meeting.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do when the shooting starts. I could get taken out by either side. Helluva thang...