His Chakra 2 and globes need warming.
Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
Al can't stop this feeling......deep inside of he.....
OK. I WAS hungry. Now, I don’t think I’ll be eating the rest of the day.
TMI!!!! TMI. TMI.
Pretty soon, there’ll be Gore Porn movies to accompany this. I may not be eating for days.
He’s a friggin’ nutcase.
Funny. That is exactly the image of Gore that popped into my head when I saw this post.
But I guess that if someone has more than one he would be considered quite a man. As the old saying goes... every day you learn something. /s
I wonder if that album includes “Lesbian Seagull.”
Excellent!
Somewhat related. Would someone please post the famous photo of Al Gore’s mysterious package?
Mysterious package = bomb scare
OR
Mysterious package = second Chakra build-up
“Release my Dingell-Norwood!”
His Chakra 2 and globes need warming.
“chakragate”
At Gore’s age, one Chakra ought to be enough.
If Al would’ve just kept his stupid 2nd Chakra in a lockbox none of this would have happened!
Al G...ALGAE!!
lol
It’s Hinduism rooted and basic mumbo jumbo.....basically it’s a symbolic snake that sits coiled near ones butt...via meditation and instructers they “release” this snake to travel up the spine into the head brain. (Wacky stuff uh?)
It’s occultish junk though practicing yoga etc... will deny so. However the facts are it is rooted in Hinduism practices just as New Age is.
ping
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