Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
He IS a certifiable fruitcake!
Sounds like Gore knows exactly which “muscles” to name as though it’s a “signal”. You just KNOW there have been many times in the past when he’s requested special treatment and got it.
This wretch was Vice President of the United States. “The Divine One” is now President of the United States. Bill Clinton, perjurer, was President of the United States. Something is WRONG!
Makes me wonder if this is the lefts way of getting rid of Al without giving a nod to the “Hide the Decline” heroes.
“Release!"
“Release!"
“Release! my Second Chakra!”
You did know Al Gore's environmental wacko Hip Hop name is "Al G"
No controlling chakra authority..
Hmmm, let’s see:
1. Rapid mood swings.
2. Authoritarian.
3. Huge sense of entitlement.
4. Total disregard for others; sees people as things.
5. Sexual predator.
Are we not describing a monster, here?
Indeed.
I think Gore went certifiably crazy after losing in 2000. I’m not trying to insult him by saying that. I think he really has gone crazy.
Is this for real?
Cha-Ka: "Cha-Ka think it's *new* pylon!"
KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
So it was a chakra con?
Well that chart about says it all.
LOL!!
“When, in the course of a long train of abuses...”
Big Al’s behavior suggests that he’s been down this path many, many times before.
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