Posted on 06/29/2010 11:05:32 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
After a long day’s work, the junk scientist needed some hot second chakra action.
Byron York at The Washington Examiner reported, via Ace:
The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?
She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”
Gore said he was tired from travel and described in detail the massage he wanted. It included work on the adductor muscles, which are on the inside of the thighs. “I mentally noted that a request for adductor work is a bit unusual,” the masseuse told police, because it can be “a precursor to inappropriate behavior by a male client.”
Gore also requested work on his abdomen. When that began, “He became somewhat vocal with muffled moans, etc.,” the masseuse recounted. Gore then “demand[ed] that I go lower.” When she remained focused on a “safe, nonsexual” area, Gore grew “angry, becoming verbally sharp and loud.”
The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her.
Then, abruptly, the former vice president changed tone. It was “as though he had very suddenly switched personalities,” she recalled, “and began in a pleading tone, pleading for release of his second chakra there.”
Let’s be honest… We’ve all yearned for a little second Chakra release action at one time or another?
Thanks!
Indeed. We are in complete agreement.
I wonder how many chakras Tipper will get in the divorce settlement.
Please release let me go......I, don’t love you anymore!!!!
I’ve long held that view and I’ve yet to see anything that would cast any doubt upon it.
If you read the transcript, the woman says that in the massage field, telling someone to “release their second chakra” is a code for a hand job. (sorry to be crude)
She wanted no part of it.
Chakra Two - Associations
* Color - orange
* Sanskrit Name - swadhisthana
* Physical Location - lower abdomen to the navel
* Purposes - emotional connection
* Spiritual Lesson - creativity, manifestation. honoring relationships, learning to “let go”
* Physical Dysfunctions- low back pain, sciatica, ob/gyn problems, pelvic pain, libido, urinary problems
* Mental and Emotional Issues - blame, guilt, money, sex, power, control, creativity, morality
* Information Stored Inside Sacral Chakra - duality, magnetism, controlling patterns, emotional feelings (joy, anger, fear)
* Area of Body Governed - sexual organs, stomach, upper intestines, liver, gallbladder, kidney, pancreas, adrenal glands, spleen, middle spine
...
Chakra One - Associations
* Color - red
* Sanskrit Name - muladhara
* Physical Location - base of the spine
* Purposes - kinesthetic feelings, movement
* Spiritual Lesson - material world lessons
* Physical Dysfunctions- lower back pain, sciatica, varicose veins, rectal tumors, depression, immune related disorders
* Mental and Emotional Issues - survival, self esteem, social order, security, family
* Information Stored Inside Root Chakra - familial beliefs, superstitions, loyalty, instincts, physical pleasure or pain, touch
* Area of Body Governed - spinal column, kidneys, legs, feet, rectum, immune system
//
He does seem a bit anal retentive. ;)
This makes me think of Jack F. Kemp constantly praising Al Bore in their 1996 “debate” which Kemp essentially forfeited.
No, the chart is a bit off there.
The 2nd is the genitalia.
He’s a homosexual, so it won’t be too much like this.
He wanted his 2 “globals” a little “warmed” did he?
And to think this POS was just a “hanging chad” away from the presidency.
This guy is such a bozo, he’ll never live this one down.
Oh, oh oh oh yes, now it comes back. Thank you.
"Rock me chakra" -- someone needs to parody "Rock me, Amadeus" now, that will be hilarious!
color - orange
I think that must have been his problem, I think his must have been blue.
Hanging Chakra?
Unless they surreptitiously get his DNA from something else, (I'd love to say a used ciggie butt, haha), then a swab would be necessary. Either he volunteers it or is ordered to provide, but that would require a judge, court action, if she's not pressing charges but it just looking to make it a media story, then I don't know if there is any way to force the issue.
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