Posted on 06/28/2010 8:25:51 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
I certainly hope you didn’t mean ME. ;-)
I’m not planning on dying this year, but you never know.
Am reading the opinions of the Court right now re: McDonald. I LOVE how Scalia quotes himself. lol. I swear, Scalia is the model of what a Supreme Court Justice should be.
wondering if the byrd family will will be sending their ‘fair share’ to washington
I’m so glad to hear Rush come around (in the last 6 months) to the fact that Obama is here to destroy & spread chaos. I said that before Obama was inaugurated here on FR and was poo-pooed for it!
Are we gonna have a Wellstone funeral for Sheets or a HootNanny?
From an imaginary musical called “Capital Hill Story”:
“Scalia . . . I just met a Judge named Scalia . . . and suddenly the name will never be the same to me.”
5-4 is disconcerting.
Elections have consequences. Just got off the phone with the Bob Ehrlich
campaign. Made a donation and ordered my yard sign.
Hopefully this is all a good lesson to the 100%ers out there and the all or nothing crowd.
Lol. Did Rush just call Biden an ‘assh*le’? Ha ha.
He’d better lay off Neil.
Trust me on that.
I’ll take a trip.
Let’s see the unions books vs. Neil’s.
Just seen this one on the Supreme Court Czar(good one Rush)
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/06/28/senate-panel-begins-kagan-supreme-court-hearing/
The top Republican on the Senate Judiciary Committee...telling the panel during opening testimony that her career has been “more consumed by politics” than by law.
Sam’s Club should know better.
Seminar Owl Bore caller Rush, shut her up!
Sessions is doing a great job.
Yes he did use that word.
I had to pinch myself. I marked the time, waited and tuned into the Sandusky, MI station (660 AM) which airs two hours later and ZING...there it was again. Good job, Rush!
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