[ClearCase_guy]

1) I didn’t do it — how dare you accuse me of this!
2) Maybe I did it — but you have no evidence!
3) OK, you have some evidence — but nothing convincing!
4) OK, this happened — but no laws were broken!
5) OK, laws were broken — but everybody does it! Why make a big deal out of this?
6) OK, the corruption in this administration is unbelievable and reaches new heights of obscenity — but that’s old news! Can’t we just move on?
7) Hey, focus on it all you want — I own the Senate! You can’t touch me! HAHAHAHA!

[edcoil]

There was no controlling legal authority.

[equalitybeforethelaw]

ClearCase_guy, that was inspired work. Thank you.

[Never on my watch]

I am just about convinced that it wouldn't matter if there was surveillance video of Obama buying crack from Marion Barry while Barney Frank delivers him an underage male prostitute.

[Raycpa]

8) I’m doing a great job and the economy is good——

Oh wait.