Posted on 06/18/2010 8:20:51 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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OMG he is not seeing a divorce lawyer already is he ?
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Have a good weekend Everyone!
Aside from the obvious, why is Rush not here today?
He said he had a friend daughter’s wedding to attend.
:-(
These weddings are really interfering with my talk radio listening plans.
Really? I hope him being married doesnt keep him from his priorities. Did he say something yesterday?
Where’s Mark? I’m having Steyn Withdrawal Syndrome!
No kidding. This is cramping my style-I have been reduced to listening to old podcasts of his shows.... gees. It can be rough being a Rush addict.....
So the old wind bag is not still on the air
Sending in the guest listener
ditto,....errrr me too.
At the risk of sounding like a broken record, Rush has been back three days... and all three days I’ve eventually had to turn off the show because I simply cannot STAND listening to an hour’s worth of radio where he’s doing a five minute ad five times an hour.
You’ve built your reputation on decades of honesty and trust between you and your listeners, Rush... Does it NOT enter your head that relentlessly shilling for whoever pays you enough money to do so is undercutting that? How about those people who pay premium “24/7” prices to AVOID the friggin’ ads?
The good news is... the fill in hosts don’t seem to pull this crap.
The better news is... the guy sitting in today was actually pretty good (not as good as Mark Steyn, though!). :-)
Wow so cute
How adorable!
How is the puppy doing?
Amen! He’s the most bestest of the guest-hosts named Mark! I hope he and Rush haven’t had a falling out.
Thanks - she’s doing better. She’s 1 lb. (Her littermates are 4 lbs), so I’ve got her full time. :)
I don’t see how working mothers do it.
Thanks!
Rush said that Steyn was unavailable while he was gone for his wedding/honeymoon. Apparently, there were lots of e-mails asking for Steyn. I was hoping for him, too.
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