I’m laughing until I tear up. And I’m not sure if it’s the mental picture created by your use of “sham wow” or the thought of Zero trying to look concerned.
Either way, I’ll be sure to fail to miss it!
Zero looking concerned? He’s the original Alfred E. Newman (”What, me worry?). All he cares about are his next party (if it’s Wednesday, it must be Wagu), his next golf game, and his next destructive action. In short, “it’s all about him.”