[The Comedian]

Is this America, or some Third World Police State?

Uh, oh boy, um, not quite sure how to tell you this...

Have you, uh, seen who's in the White House?

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Tabi Katz]

Very true! Sadly rhetorical question (and great picture).