I’m tempted to call and ask, “hypothetically only, if I were to grab the Congressman, put him in a headlock, and take his cell phone, could I walk around a free man if I just give an apology statement?”
Do it!! I would love to hear the response.
Excellent. I just faxed the question to my so-called blue dog Rep. in Tennessee. Let them all feel the heat and take a stand on the assault.
Dear Blue Dog,
Hypothetically, if I were to grab a Congressman, put him in a headlock and take his cell phone, could I walk around a free woman if I just give an apology statement?
Just wondering.
Your serf,
fullchroma