[The Comedian]

Of course he wants us to celebrate an all-powerful stone-age tyrant.

It's his friggin role model.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[This Just In]

“It’s his friggin role model.”

I give far more credit to King Kamehameha than that. He actually ruled and reigned in his kingdom, and engaged in physical combat. Heck, Kamehameha could probably throw a fast pitch.

Obama’s a muppet.