[traderrob6]

Only by the grace of God.

Throw your kid out into traffic, some cars will miss him.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Lock your kid in the closet. Much, much safer. Maybe.

[DJ MacWoW]

Our society is now based on everyones ability for name recognition. Very sad.

[moovova]

I can see it now...

E. Pluribus Unum and spouse have a baby. EPU grabs the child from the hospital nursery, runs outside, tosses it in the Dempsey Dumpster in the alley, and says “Good luck kid. This will make you tough, if it doesn’t kill you first. You’ll find yourself thanking me later in life.”