New Fatwa Calls on Men to Drink Women’s Breast Milk

Pajamas Media ^ | June 3 | Raymond Ibrahim

[Upstate NY Guy]

Excellent!

But wouldn't that make you part of the goat family (under Islamic law)?

[DTogo]

The value of women in Islam: livestock.

[bereanway]

That’s what I was thinking, but given how long that goat thing’s been going on they’re most likely already kin.

[The Toll]

That stuff has too much sugar for me.

[Robe]

Puts a whole new meaning to “Got Milk ?”

[rod1]

Well this raises many questions and potential complications...

If it is from a cup, how can you be sure of the supplier and your new relative?? Perhaps you are really “related” to someone else?

and if you are acquiring your first female relative by this fatwa and hence are not already well versed in the nuances of this beverage, how can you be sure you are not drinking an animal milk substitute instead? You might really be related to a goat or a camel.

[shotdog]

Izzat right? sd

[CodeToad]

This, in the name of religion?

[PoloSec]

FATWA...Kill all the goats...Rape all the women...This time get it right!!!!!

[Onelifetogive]

You’d drink from Helen Thomas’ taps? You’re a sick dude.

As Ron White says, "You've seen one boob.......you want to see the rest of 'em."

[Trillian]

I better hide my teats.

[jmaroneps37]

Aisha one of Mohammad's four wives saw Mohammad order the women in his household to breast feed a man whom he wanted to be considered a member of his family. Aisha whom Mohammad lusted after when she was six and married when she was nine thought of herself as equal in importance to Mohammad so she ordered the other three wives and their daughters to breastfeed any man who came to visit her. They told her to get lost. Aisha is the source of some 2000 hadiths or scholarly opinions on the meaning of the Qua’ran. Since she was 18 when Mohammad died( probably of food poisoning) it is not hard to understand why there are so many thorny contradictions in Islam. For instance the Qua’ran offers multiple explanations of how Allah made man, and multiple statements on who was the first Muslim ranging from the wacky claim of Adam to the insane claim that Jacob ( and therefore all Jews) was the first Muslim.

[BCR #226]

Nope, but that ain’t a woman either. But the wife will suffice. ;-)

[Magnatron]

Certainly not defending this, but you have to admit, we don’t think twice about drinking milk from an animal, but our stomachs turn at the thought of drinking human milk.

Very strange when you think about it.

[M Kehoe]

The Islamists have it all backwards. You're supposed to drink goat milk and have sex with women, not the reverse.

I'm repeating this statement in the hope that the jihadis can get this right. Oh, and you male islamists, please leave the little boys alone, allah would not be pleased...then again,...

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