Man, I would SURE love to see BP have some success here.. on the day when James Cameron called them “morons”.
James Cameron - Hollyweird genius
(I hate BP for another reason but I’m rooting for them on this one)
It’s actually been a huge success.. We just like giving them a hard time. ;)
First, we grow these huge creatures with gills and mermaid tails and microchips embedded into their brains that tie them to a human counterpart.
Then, we get the human counterparts to lay in a big coffin and control the creatures with their minds.
Then they guide the creatures down to the wellhead, where the creatures will be able to manipulate objects at the direction of the human controllers on the surface. This will allow us to try various methods for capping the well or collecting the flow, and we can tap into the neuro feeds from the humans up top to see what's going on.
He was met with blank stares from the BP execs, which is why he later went out and called them morons. Interestingly, that's the same word they used about him as soon as he left the room.