Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 05/19/2010 8:18:05 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
If Al Gore crawls out from under the rock, we’re about to experience a massive burst of hot air.
“How come we never get credit for that?”
When the MSM eventually gets around to conceding this point, you can rest assured Al Gore will be first in line to claim credit. He did, after all, invent the Internet, so saving the planet from imminent catastrophe is really small potatoes for a man of his talents.
Warm globally, cool locally!/s
Are you sure that was Long? Sounds more like ole Sam Clemens to me :-)
Many quotes on weather, but none like Lazarus Long.
I often find statements from Jonathan Swift close to both
Mark Twain and Robert Heinlein.
Also Close statements from mark Twain in Robert Heinlein's
works.
I’m by Lake Erie. I wish it would warm up. I wish the cold rainy days would stop. I’ve had 4+” in the last few days. The yard is mush. I wish the wind would back off. Where is spring? It feels like late October here lately. Some warm days at the start of the month, but not any more.
May showers bring June flowers??
Great! I also like the version where finally someone stands up and says, “He weren’t near as bad to steal as his brother is”.
We had 7 inches on snow in Pocatello on June 6, 2008. Lots of "global warming residue".
Then there’s always the all time groaner -
Hey, I heard you had to shoot your dog, was he mad?
Weren’t too pleased.
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