Posted on 05/18/2010 8:30:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Drinking game, alcohol poisoning if you choose the “Not a referendum on 0bama” route tonight, hehehe!!
Barry must’ve been up to something nefarious judging by the way the MSM dropped the story. Bet the nation’s enemies know what he was up to....
Don’t ask Don’t smell?
ROFL!
I’m only an “Era” type, but why not?
Everybody else does it, and at least you said “Please”.
Jan Brewer ROCKS!
we are votin a proposition for a penny tax increase to pay schools and assundry needs.....we need it but damn the teachers so I’m votin not no but hell no
Obama is such an ass.
Are the WH officials going to ask for ID and invitations from people attending the State Dinner tomorrow for President Calderon?
Why how Arizonian of them!
also...........Brewer is republican lite...just has a few great issues front and center right now
Hi, bud.
FR has links to DU all the time. I don’t know what “equality” they want...
Cass Sunstein is ridiculous.
Should Obama’s Organizing for America site have links to opposing views? Should Democrat campaign sites have links to their opponents’ websites?
Hey you!!!
I’m being nice. Are you shocked? (Of course, I’ve bitten through 1/2 my tongue...lol)
McCain tried opposing Obama 3 weeks before the election with “he wants to spread your wealth” thanks to undecided voter Joe the Plummer. McCain could have pasted both Obama or Clinton#2 and told voters both would yield the same worsening economy, though the former seems to be on the fast-track
Not just CNN, ABS News also said the same thing.
Keys getting oil globs now! I’m sure they will check its DNA where it came from.
Yep, I heard they had to test them before they can verify the source, that suggested it wasn’t the only possible source
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