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Republican: "I'd like to introduce into the record HR ABCD, "IILBOML", "Illegal Immigration Laws Based on Mexican Laws"." Since certain countries in the global society, such as Mexico, and certain factions of American pro-illegal alien groups feel that the United States is 'racist' and 'bigoted' and 'intolerant' when enforcing the current laws concerning foreigners crossing into this country illegally, by all means, let's follow the laws of a much more enlightened country, like Mexico! In fact, since Mexican law is much more stringent than current America laws, I think it would be a great improvement in the security of this country to apply them here as well!"

Democrat: "Why are you wasting our time? There are already FEDERAL LAWS AGAINST ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION ON THE BOOKS. Adding additional laws forbidding foreigners into the country would be redun....uh, wait a minute..."

D'oh. ;-)