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To: FreeKeys; Zhangliqun
  "What are intellectuals for but to complexify the obvious? -- Zhangliqun
POETIC JUSTICE: Precisely the kind of thug Chomsky's kind of intellectual empowers
"Since when is Noam Chomksy's famous statement, 'Colorless green ideas sleep furiously,' nonsensical?  It describes environmentalism perfectly." -- John Alejandro King
Academic nonsense at Dartmouth
The Chomskybot!
Now you'll never need to hire a posturing intellectual again! This program will do all the pretentious posturing you'll ever need for you!

The Chomskybot is a demonstration of a peculiarly primitive variety of computational linguistics.  Once you've seen how it works -- if you care, and if you don't recognize quickly how it's done -- you're not likely to be interested in the boring details, but there are explanations of how it works in the links provided just in case you are. The operation, though, can be quite amusing, even delightful, once you "get it." 

The output it delivers just hovers on the edge of understandability, teasing you with a sort of semantic mumbling, the most interesting effects being in the mind of the beholder. Its output often induces a strong feeling of inferiority in the unsuspecting, a sense of "I just don't get it, so I must be dumber than I'd thought." which, of course, is precisely what posturing intellectuals, as well as your other, more common street-corner grifters and con artists, want you to feel.

Of related interest:
The Emperor's New Clothes: An All-Star Illustrated Retelling of the Classic Fairy Tale by Hans Christian Andersen


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19 posted on 05/16/2010 6:20:47 PM PDT by FreeKeys (POETIC JUSTICE: Chavez is EXACTLY the kind of thug Chomsky's kind of "intellectual" empowers.)
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To: FreeKeys

Chomsky the King of Mad Libbers!
[No offense to the makers of Mad Libs — I love those things, and they were great fun at grade school sleepovers, or on the bus!]


33 posted on 05/17/2010 10:17:12 PM PDT by LibertyRocks (http://libertyrocks.wordpress.com ~ Anti-Obama Gear: http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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