[far sider]

This was authored by Dick Little...who probably still suffers from being kidded about his name in school and therefore became a liberal.

He sounds pretty conservative to me.

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“who probably still suffers from being kidded about his name in school “

And when he’s in a roll call situation, and they call out the last name first?
“Little, Dick?”
“Present sir.”