Larger Breasts Pay Off for Waitresses, Study by (Cornell) Hotel Professor Finds

©2010 The Cornell Daily Sun. ^ | May 7, 2010 | By Eliza LaJoie

[BelegStrongbow]

You’re kidding, right?

That is Sophia Loren.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Nice pic, when did Matthew Modine get a sex change?

[Publius6961]

Modern, liberal Feminism was instituted to allow less than attractive women access to the mainstream.

Beached whales, I'm sure, have a role to play in society. It's just that stewardesses and waitresses ain't it. One is a safety issue, the other an appetite killer, not the best inducement for a pleasant meal.

I could suggest counterweights for large cranes, or traffic barriers...

[SnakeDoctor]

Keep reading, chief. I’ve already been corrected.

SnakeDoc

[tumblindice]

Mmmmmmm, Mommy
http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/dennis-hopper-best-performance/b43b2a35d9d25eb96a2eb43b2a35d9d25eb96a2e-52931854433

[TheThirdRuffian]

“Its QUALITY as much as QUANTITY.”

Quanity has a quality all its own.

[Lazamataz]

[BelegStrongbow]

Yep, shoulda done. So, you’re clear on who that lady is, yes? Never make the mistake again, right? And just failing to care one way or the other for the duration I assume?

LOL :D

[Erasmus]

SD, I don’t know if WUAV was serious.

Sophia Loren, BTW.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[swain_forkbeard]

Looks like Spock’s deep into the Plak Tow.

[SnakeDoctor]

I was distracted by the big-boobed one. I had to look at the picture four times just to see Ms. Loren/ Hepburn/ Kennedy.

Maybe if she had a bigger rack, I’d have remembered better. Haha.

SnakeDoc

[Erasmus]

New study! I’d bet guys are better at remembering large-breasted women.

I like to think of it as preventative therapy for Alzheimers.

[Admin Moderator]

What on Earth makes you think that joke was appropriate to post on FR?

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I could have told’em that without a study...Everybody sort of knows that already. But Colb’s reaction is classic...

[BelegStrongbow]

S’all right. It’s a pic I have seen many many times, and being something of a Loren fan (she can act, as it turns out), I’ve had an advantage.

And, I figure her amplitude is jusssstt about the extent of what any woman should have. There really is a limit to every good thing, IMHO.

[justlurking]

Just think of the number of breast augmentations the grant money could have financed.

She could have donated it here: My Free Implants

The best I can tell, this isn't a joke. It might be a scam, though.

[tophat9000]

Men like women with big boobs because of two reason and evolution...

1. They can't run away as fast

2. Their far easier to tip over

These two factor seem increase in direct proportion to boobs size

So the bigger women's boob the easier she was for a man to catch and have sex with her

I think I will get a grant to study this

[Gene Eric]

>> “Women are not for decoration”

Classic.