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To: The Cajun
Well hell, lets get some panties on this SOBs head till he tells us who put him up to it.

You mean like this?

Interrogator: Now we're DONE playing around. Answer the question!

Faisal: (spits) You will get nothing out of me, vile infidel!

Interrogator: We have here some women's underwear, which we are going to put on your head.

Faisal: I care not, I will be going to Allah soon anyway!

Interrogator: Ah, but I haven't explained. Which underwear you get, depends on your answer.

If you cooperate, it will be Heidi Klum's underwear.

Faisal: I tell you NOTHING!

Interrogator: But if we feel you are not cooperating, the underwear will come from...(cue ominous music)





HELEN THOMAS!!!

Faisal: (Sings like a canary.)

Cheers!

39 posted on 05/03/2010 10:55:05 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Faisal: (Sings like a canary.)

Hell, with a threat like that you could get him to sing "God Bless America" better than big old Kate Smith ever did.
(Stole that from an old joke.)

40 posted on 05/03/2010 11:03:50 PM PDT by The Cajun (Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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To: grey_whiskers

OMG LMAO!!!


41 posted on 05/04/2010 12:20:33 AM PDT by mojitojoe (banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. Thomas Jefferson)
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