Posted on 05/03/2010 8:19:02 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
We have some competition in the GOP primaries for the first time in ages. It seems as if some of the seats the GOP cedes uncontested even have candidates this time. Perhaps after the weather this weekend, the lazy will not vote.
Pfft...I wanted Nobel Promise to win one for the little guys. haha.
Borel cracks me up! He said he WILL be winning the Triple Crown.
Rush talked about Obama advising people to read the Huffing ‘n Pissed for balance.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2504684/posts?page=43#43
Correcting the record Re my #83 above:
“Huffing ‘n Pissed” was my phrase, not Rush’s. He calls them the “Huffing ‘N Puffington Post”
FRmail back atcha
We wanted Nobel Promise too.
Did they win anything for 5th?
I don’t know Clint - never I hope
good one.
Rush gave a time line on Fri also. I haven’t compared it with your main post. I missed the beginning of the time line today, so I don’t know if he was covering more of Obama’s schedule...or just Lisa Jackson’s.
http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_043010/content/01125106.member.html
I imagine there was such a long delay from the BHO administration because there was internal disagreement as to how the event could be spun to their advantage. Once they could rule out terrorism, delaying Fed assistance just accrued to their political advantage because they can retort with something like “BP told us they had it under control.”
Capitalize on the “bad-behavior” poster-boy corporations of each industry and then demonize the industry and make a case why mega-government intervention is required to protect the citizens.
When will the obotian citizens realize that this power-drunk administration cares NOTHING about them and will give them only as little as required to get their votes and enslave them far more than a “greedy capitalist” ever could?
Rush talking about the dead sea turtle washing ashore and how this will change everything for the Bamster when the pictures get out.
Pictures here:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/02/dead-fish-sea-turtle-wash_n_560237.html
“What would we do if a terrorist had blown it up? Who would fix this then? How do we hold them responsible?”
Institute of Marine Mammal Sciences researchers gather data before collecting a dead sea turtle on the beach in Pass Christian, Miss., Sunday, May 2, 2010. At rear are researchers (L-R) Kelly Folkedahl, Justin Main and Meagan Broadway. The researchers were collecting dead turtles and will examine them to determine the cause of death. (AP Photo/Dave Martin) HuffingtonPost
I’m sure he wins a small purse. I am not sure how it works, but I’d imagine it’s staged. I hope so, anyway.
My husband’s Stepfather went to Keenland and placed $2.00 bets on all the horses and we drew tickets. My husband’s 3 year old niece drew SuperSaver and the 2nd place horse. I’m taking her to the track with me!!
Unemployed for almost 25 hours now......
but who’s counting???
The good news, I’m getting in my car tonight and going to the CAVS game. Won’t have to pay a cent for it either as I have a unused gift card that needs to get used. The team always has several hundred tickets that are made available at the last minute so it will not be an issue even getting a pair if needed.....
God bless you great friend...........
Heartbreaking
Does anybody know what happened to WMMB (1240) in Melbourne?
Rush just went off air and was replaced by junk music.
Thanks my FRiend!!
I lost it a little yesterday when I was finished up cleaning in the back. Principal owner wanted to buy me a sammich for lunch and for some reason I started crying like a 3 year old. Why? Probably cause I knew it was over. He had to walk up to me and pat me on the back and say hey it’s going to be alright....
it WILL be alright...it WILL.....you too big to fail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and......he didn’t pat you on the butt.......that’s a GOOD thing
lmao
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