Posted on 05/03/2010 8:19:02 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Happy Monday.
In before the fun.
Good morning to you. I had fun bailing out the apartment this weekend. Obama’s fault!
You were flooded?
bttt
In case you missed it:
‘Obama’s Katrina’: an Illustrated Timeline
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2505164/posts
Yes. The only pictures I have are on Facebook.
Good Monday morning, all you mind numbed robots.
One of my favorites and applicable to so many is:
Glittering jewel of colossal ignorance.
Thank me!
BHO hates Southern people, beaches, endangered species, and well pretty much anyone who isn’t him.
Flooded here too...WHERE IS FEMA??? lol
FEMA is reacting late to the oil well leak and hunting down TEA party grandmothers.
“A crisis is the playground of a tyrant” ~ Rush (paraphrased)
Great, we start another day of BO sound bites.
Gag!
Did everyone see the video of the rat scurrying across the Presidential podium outside the WH?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2505499/posts
Rush just mentioned:
Exclusive: Tapes show Hakeemullah Mehsud is alive and threatens attacks in the US
Long War Journal ^ | May 2, 2010 | Bill Roggio
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2505584/posts
Hakeemullah’s reemergence on the scene takes place after more than three months of guessing by officials and the media about his status. Pakistani and US officials have insisted that he died in the Jan. 14 airstrike, and major news outlets have also claimed he was no longer in charge.
US military and intelligence officials contacted by The Long War Journal have been skeptical of the reports of Hakeemullah’s death since the rumors first began on Jan. 15, 2010.
Pakistan’s Inter-Services Intelligence agency said late last week that Hakeemullah was likely alive, while the Pentagon said that although Hakeemullah is likely alive, he is no longer in command of the Taliban. Hakeemullah’s latest two tapes put the Pentagon’s assessment in doubt. US military and intelligence officials contacted by The Long War Journal had disagreed with the Pentagon’s original assessment last week that Hakeemullah was no longer in command.
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