Posted on 05/03/2010 8:19:02 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
THANKS!!
Did you see the press conference when he was handed the MVP award yesterday? It’s never about HIM. it really isn’t!! He brought the whole team up to the stage and took pics with them and the trophy.
Is he a little bit of a drama queen with that bad elbow? Sure, but he knows how to play up the situation. Today’s NBA is more about show than substance, whether we like it or not.....
It really will be ok, though it may take time. Just look at it as a fresh start.
Epic fail looks better......
imho
Did Rush just say that after the borders are secure, he had a plan to legalize those illegals still here, assuming they wantr to assimilate..I don’t agree..do others here? This is a NEW concept from Rushg..and I’m surprised...I want ‘em ALL gone...
Love it! Thanks! bttt
lol; sorry, I missed your post #91; See post #92; I was html-formatting as you were posting.
THANKS!!!
Hell I could go deliver pizzas to put a few bucks in my pocket, tonight if I really wanted to.....
Even in this city there’s plenty out there to do.....
Thanks! Love it! bttt
http://pesn.com/2010/05/02/9501643_mother_of_all_gushers_could_kill_earths_oceans/ cant get this link to work.
I love Bron! He came from adverse circumstances and has done really well. (And he deserves the attention with the elbow, he’s so quiet).
I love that he shares the ball so well, and really does seem to care more about the team than his individual stats...unlike Kobe.
I got the 404 banner
I loathe Kobe more than Obama but that boy can shoot a bball
..Koby is utterly amazing for a sodomite
Did you catch Magic Johnson’s saying Kobe passed the mantle of “Best Player” to King James? I wonder what Kobe was thinking on hearing that.
Kobe can shoot, but hells bells when you throw up 120 shots a game, 30 are bound to go down.
Koby will just get a big ole Majic tattoo and give Johnson a big ole diamond ring....nothin but tounges baby
Bttt
Thanks for posting the pictures!! I re-posted them - along with some comments — here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2505164/posts?page=84#84
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Rush has little clue.
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