ROFL Well sir I admire the admission.
I have no idea how one would sabotage a rig this size. God Bless
I am reminded of an old army saying (probably not unique to the army though): There are few problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. The SEAL teams used to stealthily board those platforms just to see if they could after doing a HALO drop from 35K above and swimming to the platforms. They would exfil via a sub. I wouldn't put it past the Chinese to try something similar. They've already been responsible for HACKING us via cyber attacks on a regular basis.