You're operating under the (false) assumption that he needs to meet the standards of the average American.
He has taken over the car companies, the banks, and is in the process of taking over the insurance companies and Wall Street. Does that sound like the average American? Would the average American chose the name Obama? He did.
He could provide the type of documentation you are asking for, and he probably has that at the ready too, but I predict that what he will present will be a forgery, and purposely not a very good one. It will be just enough so that his supporters will claim victory, and the 'birthers' will cry foul.
And just like with his odd name, and mispronounced words, he will enjoy the entire scene he has created.
Until we get law enforcement to do their jobs, Obama (and anybody who is politically connected) can do whatever they darn well please. Nobody can stop them.
So you’re probably right. And he’ll do that not just on the eligibility issue, but on taking over the auto industry, banking industry, college loan industry, healthcare industry, defense industry, the internet, media...
Oh, wait. He’s already done that on all of those...
We need to make some more laws. So he can disobey those laws with impunity also.
This whole issue is about the rule of law. If conservatives are willing to kiss that good-bye for political expedience, then this nation is history.