A day late and a dollar short, Senator McCain. You had your chance to support effective border security measures and zero tolerance against illegal immigration. You chose to side with the swindlers, predatory employers of illegals, and the La Raza radicals.
O Brother Where Art Thou?
[Discussing how to counter Homer Stokes’ campaign for governor]
Junior O’Daniel: We could hire our own midget, even shorter than his.
Pappy O’Daniel: Wouldn’t we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own midget, doesn’t matter how stumpy.