[Madame Dufarge]

I've been having problems all morning with IE shutting down on me when I clink on links from articles posted here.

Now that I know you're having problems too I guess I can remove the brown paper bag from my head. (I know they're looking at me, so I developed this sophisticated disguise to reveal my true identity.)

[Madame Dufarge]

Er, "conceal" my true identity.

I pretend to be stupid, too so they'll think I'm harmless.