Posted on 03/24/2010 8:27:41 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Morning.
No... too many RINOS still roaming around.
I’d like to give BOR a good SHAKE ... until his Head falls off
I was in Dallas, and I turned on the news and immediately thought, BS.
hey hey!
Happy Wednesday.
Yo maunnn...what’s shakin’??
Yesterday I was getting gas at my local Hess and the fellow at the register is usually there in the morning- not evening. I asked him what he was doing working at that time- he said - yeah I should be home with my feet up drinking beer and letting the government pay my way! I laughed and he said he’s SICK of this damned government. I said the socialists are taking over- he shook his head and said he’s mad as hell about it- he works hard for himself and his family etc.
Lesson- there are more of us than we realize and we turn up in the most unexpected places.
Hi, honey pie.
Dingle, on WJR Frank Beckmann’s show this morning,
was confronted with some tough questions.
He accused Beckmann of speaking terrorist talk.
What a concept..
Amen.
My fist.
From his office yesterday, they claimed his comments were chopped up by right wing bloggers.
Never said that today on WJR.
Just a big pile of shit.
Hey CC!!
Dingle is another poster child for term limits.
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