Posted on 03/24/2010 8:27:41 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
My Dad’s Congresscretter is a POS.
Old Folk’s home should make room for a few new people in Novemeber. (I hope.)
Do you have any real interviews lined up? Or are you going fishing?
Oh, you’re a GEM, I still do have a laugh or two left inside. Thanks!(I needed that)
So that we can say justice has been served when we let criminals walk.
Attempting to wake up.
Liberals never practice what they preach.
Silly me, I knew that.
Mostly fishing.
I have nothing lined up. I have been hinted to that my old job is open. So there’s at least one PT job that can hold me over until the end of summer.
I’d love to be the cook at the Old (D) Congressmen’s Retirement Home.
I’d give them a recipe or two to sink their dentures into. After all, they forced us to eat crap during their entire careers.
At the garden place?
I just caught that. They’re going to cover “300 American people”?
The dems in our state are going after our AG because he signed on to the lawsuit against this deathcare fiasco. I love my state. I hate the people in charge.
the good and plenty clause gives Congress the authority to redistribute wealth.
Yes
I like that the 2 percenters.
And this guy is the Head of the House Judiciary Committee???? What?
Maybe they went to Slaughter’s for her teeth.
They did say we would have the same healthcare congress enjoys.
His education was completed before the Kennedy Bush education transformation, so he lost out on how to read English.
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