Posted on 03/24/2010 8:27:41 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Axelrod was eating lunch on 15th in NYC today.
I missed an opportunity.
Um, to speak with him.
I love this guy- he’s covering every bullet point..
He REALLY cares- his brain hasn’t been indoctrinated.
I see....that’s ok too..
Ooh. A “Lifelock” commercial. Tell us, Rush... does Hillsdale College backup all their data with Lifelock (on days when their administration isn’t sick... oh, but wait... that can’t happen because they use ZiCam). If you don’t know, I’ll be anxiously awaiting the new report on it from the Heritage Foundation.
Not that I want anything to think I’m annoyed by Rush endlessly shilling for these outfits (I know he must need the money). After all, it gives me something to listen to between commercials.
/sarc
What the hell do we have courts for anymore?
It’s starting to hit them that this is going to screw the black community as well as the rest of us.
Of course, 98% of the blacks voted for brutha Obama...this guy is probably a 2%-er.
I understand
Sigh.
“Anything” (above) should be replaced by “anyone”.
[So much for proof-reading...]
:-)
I will skip that one.
Hi.
His wife’s going to jail, shall I say more?
Practice makes perfect.
prof reading is hard
To send Ex-Detroit mayors to jail?
Hi ChicagoConservative27 - Sad Day In America.
Indeed.
I'm sure that isn't a big surprise to a lot of folks, but I have to say that I have never realized this until very recently. I've been far too out of touch (i.e., having my head half buried in a bucket of sand) until now. In a lot of ways I have to say that I had more in common with the "country club Republicans" (even though I never belonged to a country club!) that I think are those that still look at this as the "fun game of chess" that you mention. I actually completely "tuned out" all things political after November 4, 2008 since I was so upset at the result. I stopped watching any TV news, tuned in sports talk radio only, and refused to discuss anything political with anyone. I happened to listen to Mark about a couple of months ago and hearing about what was going on with "healthcare" got me interested again.
So I've been doing some reading, especially from a historic perspective, and I have to say that I am stunned at how long ago this pot was put on the stove and kept at some level of boil over time.
Before some illness slowed down my internet postings a couple of years ago, I use to try to discuss things with libs on numerous diverse message boards. When I started getting sick, I could no longer keep my civility at some of the abject stupidity I would run up against. Since Rush just mentioned the subject of gov run HC and privacy, that reminds me of one of the last times I tried to get through to one of those numbskulls. He was always carrying on about Bush and the patriot act, but flat out couldn't grasp the invasion of personal privacy a gov run HC system would present!
re: Profits.
Yet they drove cars, wore clothes, bought food, go to doctor’s offices that have medical equipment, get presciptions, live in homes...
If they were serious, they would be naked in the woods, living off the land.
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