Posted on 03/24/2010 8:27:41 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Life Insurance will be next.
And you cannot be turned down for pre-existing conditions, including death.
So his daughters didn’t go?
Focus on public schools, you mean like the voucher snatch he just did?
Maybe it’s Arne’s buddy list donors kids.
Sounds good to me.
Is Clint here?
CC is willing to give free breast exams. Don’t know how well he does them however.
Um, childlessness.
Can I go for imsemination? I mean they kill babies for you, maybe I want a few more little taxpayers?
I don't want to see the free colonoscopy.
Yep, big promise, but then someone tells you Santa don’t exist and ruins for you...
Good Point
a one world union is the goal and the union, not legislatures runnin the show...phase one passed
That I don't agree with. Almost all private companies used to give pensions not too long ago remember? They made better money than gov't jobs then. Most state/county jobs don't pay much, so you take a lower salary BECAUSE you expect to get a pension. I get one at 55 and I look forward to it. I won't ever be able to retire but it helps. I think they need to CUT WAY back on most of the pensions today because they are way to high...unions keep negotiating higher and higher. The Sherrifs get almost 100% of their pay after 20 years. That's insane.
Is that like asking the La Leche League to run “Got Milk?” Ads?
Dang it...no hotlinking allowed.
Here’s the picture URL
http://www.funnychill.com/files/funny-pictures/mammogram-costume.jpg
From the remake of BSG, “The war is over, we have lost, it’s time to start having babies”.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703580904575132111888664060.html
How they cull republicans and certain sectors unless your records are up?
Line me up for my chip. /s
Oh shoot, what if ACORN staffs the computer banks... you know they do fraud proud.
Don’t forget the IRS want your bank info for the mandates.
BTW, note how many times our defense systems have been hacked.
Good Afternoon Goldstein,
The Day After my Last Day in America was a Sunday just like thousands which I had seen before, God’s great Sun was shining and the hint of the new spring less than twenty four hours old wafted over the neighborhood. Everything appeared to be as it was yesterday, bright, with a subtle scent heralding a hint of rain which would befall us later tonight. Then that crafty Speaker of the Brothers Congressional Choir appeared in a re-run of Fridays news touting not the Medical Benefits of the new Socialist Manifesto but highlighting the true purpose of the scheme, the micro managing of daily health related habits. The Pretender Speaker listed line by line by line of The Preventative Medicine practices which will be put into place by that promoter of Euthanasian pregnancy termination , unelected advocate of death, Kathleen Sibelius.
while I awaited the Vote which would be the final detail in the Death of America, it became clear that all the talk of the Kazillion, tribillion dollars which the Socialist Manifesto soon to be approved would cost was the real life purple smoke and mirrors which is so often discussed by those in the know about the nuts and bolts mechanisms of the Brothers Minions whom wallow for a living within the Washington Swamp. Although the economic destruction guaranteed by this New Day In America is every bit of the catastrophic quagmire tauted by the true lovers of America, the real purpose, the overlying morass confronting me, mine, and yours is the Brothers plan to keep you from getting sick in the first place; to prevent the broken bones, blunt trauma, and all the stitched up body parts caused by accidents. The plan is simple and a precipea from the thirties already exist for the establishment of government enforced caloric tables with details on what may and MAY NOT be eaten.(Fatties United also known as F U need to organize; that fat elementary school kid in the school yard getting stomped to death has the blessing of the teacher; the Brother and The Big Sister said that fatties were verboten, didn’t they?) That ski, swim, camping,road trip, etc... vacation that you’re planning, Forget It! you may get hurt, and like unhealthy eating, Your Comrades are now responsible for your life in this new quasi Clintonesque Village.
Greasy Hamburger - $7.50
Bowl of Chili - $4.50
French Fries - $3.50
Cheese Steak - $6.50
Buttered Lobster - $23.00
Greasy, delicious whatever I want to eat in a FREE Country -PRICELESS
Today food and recreational activities - Tomorrow, THE THOUGHT POLICE!!
God Bless. Remember That EVERYTHING is YOUR Fault, and YOU Will Be Blamed For EVERYTHING, Because, YOU ARE GOLDSTEIN!
As a guy who has had a mammogram, and a masectomy on one side for that matter, I had a great deal of sympathy for those undergoing that test. I would tell you about the “male only” test that made me forget my sympathy and wish to murder the doctor instead, but it might not be appropriate on this thread.
That’s why you set up a separate pension plan and have your city/state/fed employer contribute to it.
You control it, it builds for you.
That way the state isn’t responsible, budget-wise, for paying you later.
Are you hearing this American? He has said that he is not african-american...he is a black American.
WTF have these people been?
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