Posted on 03/24/2010 8:27:41 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Mama!
BHO ain’t got enuf ass in those britches to dis Ronald Reagan, BHO is only a Marlboro Muslim from casting central groomed to kill America .
In his early youth, Barry ax’d his mama why he was black and why she was white...don’t go there Barry she answered, from what I remember of that party , it’s a miracle you don’t bark.
The joke exposes the difference
Well know I why my Dad said things I can’t post her about Sr. and JR. this morning when he Dingel on WRJ this morning.
“The same charges were made by the same people about Social Security and Medicare and those have worked out to be two of the great and most popular and successful social programs in the history of this country or anywhere else.” - John Dingell in an interview with Paul W. Smith on March 23, 2010
He needs to be locked up.
Hi, CC.
Haha - I’m going to have to remember that.
I cannot believe these morons.
Who the hell watches any of those morning shows?
Social Security and Medicare are the Pinnacle of Democrat Polcies??? OK!! since one is 37 Trillion and the other is 50 Trillion in Unfunded mandates... I wonder just how much the WHOLE of OBAMACARE is going to LOSE ...before it even starts.
Welfare mommies who have to get the kiddies off to school so they can enjoy their day of sitting on the couch and stealing my damned money.
I am totally in favor of doing away with tenure, but wonder about the unintended consequences of making teachers solely responsible for student outcomes.
You might post this link as a new thread. I would love to read more discussion on the issue!
Yhello!
Dingle can join Stupak in becoming someone’s prison b%$#!
Obama flashback, once again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-bY92mcOdk
Flashback, Biden from the Tapper interview:
APPER: Do you think the fact that it’s been so tough to do this, there were deadlines in August and then December and then March 18th and then Saturday and then Sunday, do you think the fact that this has been so tough, does it give you any moment of pause that maybe the American people fundamentally don’t want this bill —
BIDEN: No, no, no.
TAPPER: — they’re not confident in this bill.
BIDEN: Look, here’s the deal. This has been tough from day one. It’s been tough for 40 years, all right? We are so close to doing what no one else has ever come close to doing, that it doesn’t surprise me at all. For example, when I spoke to the cabinet members — I call cabinet meetings occasionally on the Recovery Act — and I said, guys, what made you think any of this would be easy. People have been trying to do this since the turn of the century, the 20th century. So no I don’t take — I really don’t think it says that at all.
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BIDEN: Well, I yes. Some of them I say they say, well, Joe, look, man, I mean, you know, you guys havent massaged this very well. And, you know, this thing has gone on so long, I dont know. And my response is, hey, man, the proof of the pudding is in the eating. Im telling you, you know, pre-existing, theyre going to be covered. You know were going to control the insurance companies*.
LOL.
STFU Kathleen, you bitch.
How do these people think Profit is a bad thing? Especially the people that fly around on our tax dollars drinking it up????
Why do these people hate my country?
So those ‘drug companies’ US jobs would be lost.
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