If Grampa and some skank from the hood were Barry's real parents, that would explain the concern about showing the certificate, but it would also make him natural born.
It might also explain that he liked Grampa, but Grandma wasn't that fond of him.
47 posted on 02/27/2010 9:39:48 PM PST by Defiant
(To bring down a great nation, work to take away everything that has made it great.)