Keep on hanging on to that theory, Boston Globe staff—and the only jobs that will be created for you will involve a fryolator.
string[] libLies = {"Stimulus","Tarp","Closing Gitmo","Iran","Anything Else"}
for(int i=0,i < libLies.Length,i++)
{
string.format("This {0} plan worked to deny it is more blind partisanship, the kind that permeated our political culture the last 8 years",libLies[i])}
Sorry little computer programmer nerd humor.