[Joe 6-pack]

"A rifle, a shotgun and a 4WD and a country boy can survive."

Just hope you're 4WD is EMP hardened. If it has an Electronic Fuel Management System (EFMS) or similar technology, you may want to reconsider and get one of these...

...or maybe better yet, a few of these...

[prisoner6]

Is 1967 old enough?