Posted on 01/24/2010 6:59:24 AM PST by Libloather
Weird News: How to market buzkashi
By Chuck Shepherd
January 3, 2010
Afghanistan’s national game, buzkashi, is attempting a marketing transformation inspired by pro football’s and basketball’s growths in the United States over the last several decades, according to a November USA Today dispatch. The main hindrance is that buzkashi is often little more than violent anarchy. A team of 12 men on horseback tries to carry a goat carcass the length of a field, around a goal and back, through an opposing team “defense” that includes almost any tactic short of murder. Spectators are often trampled by riders disregarding boundaries, and horses have dropped dead on the field from abuse or fatigue. The head of the Buzkashi Federation said he aims to present the game for consideration to the International Olympic Committee.
http://mankatofreepress.com/local/x546244881/Weird-News-How-to-market-buzkashi
Yep, sounds like a religion of peace and love to me.
Lets see how far the world’s muticulturalism goes now.
I’m all for it. Better than baseball or basketball in the olympics.
They'll probably win against every other country for a couple of Olympics, at least.
Saw one when I was there. It was exciting - I kept thinking Lawrence of Arabia - as I watched.
“Beardier, Weirder, Barbarianer.”
Should be nice and tender.
Let’s leave these guys alone, it’s their game and
a pretty exciting one.
If it made it to the olympics it would be played with a
synthetic goat skin by gay men riding Segways.
LOL!
I LOVE it.
Haji Abdul Rashid, head of the government-sponsored Buzkashi Federation, has large dreams of leagues, corporate sponsorship, television and even acceptance for the Olympic Games.
Unfortunately, this poor bastard has no concept for how the busybody c***s at PETA and HSUSA would shriek at the idea of real men bashing with each other on horseback while dismembering a decapitated goat.
Do you get partial points for scoring with just a leg? What are you supposed to do if the guts spill out and get tangled in the horses' legs? I can just see the guy with the striped turban, and an AK.
I'm still wondering how the PAT works.
The only good rambo is 4. 1 is essentially a liberal storyline, ‘veteran is crazy & dangerous’, 2 was just a moneymaker sequel, 3 had an overtly good theme of ‘bad russians’, but it was so cartoonish as to seem like a parody.
Only 4 had a genuinely good message, mixed with good action & a good ending.
Sheep Rugby played by Rambo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUlVXdoqITk
One way they could start introducing the game would be to throw the headless goat into the death cage at a WWF event and let the wrestlers fight over it........or maybe even a live goat with the wrestlers fighting to see who gets to rip the head off.......lots of possibilities here.
Isn’t Kashi an all ‘natural’food line??
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