[Theo]

For two years, my friends have been trying to adopt two girls from Haiti. They’ve paid thousands of dollars over these 20+ months. Maybe 0bama can do something about that, to help facilitate getting those girls out of Haiti.

[The Comedian]

For two years, my friends have been trying to adopt two girls from Haiti. They’ve paid thousands of dollars over these 20+ months. Maybe 0bama can do something about that, to help facilitate getting those girls out of Haiti.

Only if they can be registered as Democrat voters.

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Smiling takes 6.
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