I have seen you post before. I like the way you think.
We should send Chrissie gloves. Just 1 glove. Probably the right one. And, they should be very thin, latex gloves.
Leather or an actual gauntlet would be much too expensive. Besides, a rubber glove would fit his image. Of himself, and, Tea Partiers.
Tar and Feathers might just be replaced by something more eastern bloc.
Like what happened to Ceasescu