“all the TSA employees at LAX are fat black women from the ghettos of Los Angeles.”
Honestly, I expect more intelligence on this site.
well that's good because you sure won't find it at the airport screening line, the TSA screeners keep staring at that TV screen waiting for Oprah to come on...."any minute now, right after this Hanes commercial"
TSA gets their pick from the from the wal-mart parking lot security rejects who wouldn't fit in the patrol cart....drum roll
the only reason the TSA gatekeepers passed their training is because they have so much experience shaking people down as they leave the super market ...drum roll
the real reason TSA screeners ask people to take their shoes off is because its been so long since they've seen their shoes they forgot what shoes look like....cymbal